Now available on Netflix Instant:All right meow, where were we?

Now available on Netflix Instant:
All right meow, where were we?







Scan and add to your Instant Queue!I’m so excited! I’m so excited! (sob) (collapse)

Scan and add to your Instant Queue!
I’m so excited! I’m so excited! (sob) (collapse)







If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.







Only poseurs die, Bob.

Only poseurs die, Bob.







What’s in the box?!

What’s in the box?!







LOCK THE GATES!

LOCK THE GATES!







She always did love to dance. (now available on Netflix Instant)

She always did love to dance. (now available on Netflix Instant)







Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.

Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.







Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday.







Wait. That’s the girl from The Social Network?

Wait. That’s the girl from The Social Network?







[…]

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Man, Superman is kind of a dick.

Man, Superman is kind of a dick.







What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.

What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.







I wanna dip my balls in it!

I wanna dip my balls in it!







How much do you think a cross like that costs?

How much do you think a cross like that costs?




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